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k&k episode 252 - the one where grandma mac comes out to play... and stuff...

We've still got the lovely Kathryn with us for episode 252, where we chat extensively about the fête de la musique, featuring a lively Grandma Mac moment, then Kylie tells us about visiting the Château de Vincennes (or not?) and Hard Rock Café. We digress into discussions about pulled pork, scuba diving and the Père-Lachaise cemetary, and finish off with a HUGE rant about drafts, working naked, cold water, ice cubes, catching cold and boogery fingers.

This episode was brought to you by the word "la plongée" (scuba diving).







k&k episode 250 - the one where they talk about making blunders... and stuff...

Can you believe we're up to episode 250 already??? We can't, and we get very excited about it with the lovely Vivi. We chat about the fête de la musique, scientology debates, father's and mother's day, encounters of the spider, cockroach and zombie kind, picnics under the eiffel tower, cupcakes, the "no drinking after 4pm in public parks" law (and how Frog gets around it) and fighter pilots. We finish off with a morality lesson and Katia tells a tale of putting her foot in her mouth.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un cafard" (a cockroach).







k&k episode 249 - the one where they talk about castles, medieval cities and other geekery... and stuff...

We're thrilled to have the lovely Vivi in the studio for episode 249. We chat about the famous frog chair (and you too can sponsor an item in the studio!), Vivi's adorable accent and cute hair, limo services, the Château de Vincennes, bouchons from Troyes, what we're all going to do, bring and eat as we travel this summer (including dressing up as fairies), then there is some serious geekery happening as we discuss "ren fairs", the Provins medieval festival, medieval taverns and clubs.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un bouchon" (a cork).







k&k episode 248 - the one where they talk about having the finger on the pulse... and stuff...

We're still delighted to have Heather Stimmler-Hall in the studio for episode 248, and we talk about how Secrets of Paris always seems to be on top of What's On in Paris (such as artist "open doors" and horse races), the château of Chantilly and the famous stables, the château of Cheverny and it's residents, and we all make some embarrassing confessions whilst Heather tells us a bit about what it's like to update guide books. Then, as we chat about some of the more interesting questions she's been sent by readers, Heather launches a contest on the show : have you ever wanted to know something about Paris, France or the French and never been able to find out the answer? Ask Heather, and you'll be in the running to win a fantastic prize!

This episode was brought to you by the phrase "une course de chevaux" (a horse race).







k&k episode 247 - the one where they talk about naughty awards... and stuff...

You know when we get Heather Stimmler-Hall on the show things are going to get cheeky, and episode 247 is no exception! We chat about our sexy new studio, the award she won for the Naughty Paris Guide, Sacre Coeur and medal-wearing. We have a very interesting discussion abou sexual conservatism and the differences between Paris, London and New York, then we get onto the topic of dressing-up, exclusive white picnics, limo services for our guests, what movies parents should show their children before they travel to Paris to make sure they behave, taxi horror stories, and some more on the book fair.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une médaille" (a medal).







k&k episode 246 - the one where they talk about wasp attacks and whether spiders jump... and stuff...

In episode 246 we discuss chaotic Symphony moments in the Not Coffee table Studio and we reveal what happens after we record, then we chat about Obama being in France for the D-Day ceremonies, frozen sushi, meeting up with listeners for drinks, wasp attacks, fake shutters, what firemen in France do with wasps, Pierre's experience with spiders in Australia, whether lobsters scream and the French obsession with good jam.

This episode was brought to you by the word "la confiture" (jam).







k&k episode 245 - the one where they discuss the advantages and disadvantages of speedos... and stuff...

We're finally nicely settled in the Not Coffee table Studio for episode 245, yet the chaos continues as Katia makes a confession, and we ask what would YOU do if someone had something stuck in their teeth, which leads us to a lengthy swimsuit discussion. We then chat about lame-o beaches, the fun of the live shows and the NCtS, birthday months and missing out on parties (oh, the obligations of professional podcasters such as ourselves), youtube sensations, symphony moments, crazy fake gypsy ladies (with entertaining phone interruptions) and name-calling.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une salope" (a bitch).







k&k episode 244 - the one where they learn about an alternative method of hair removal... and stuff...

Episode 244 is an episode of pure chaos, as we discuss a myriad of truly random things : what Frog was wearing during the recording, the Cannes film festival, the stagnancy of the Mediterranean sea and tidal behaviour, dramatic jellyfish encounters in France, hairballs and unusual yoga positions. We open some very exciting boxes that were sent to us from Intern Noonan (and Frog eats ALL the m&ms), we chat for a while about American candy, and then we talk about having a spontaneous picnic under the Eiffel tower (including pee-stops, operatic arias and encounters with the police!).

This episode was brought to you by the word "une méduse" (a jellyfish).







k&k episode 243 - the one where they get excited about the Not Coffee Table Studio... and stuff...

We're terribly excited in episode 243, because not only is Frog on the show, but we're also inaugurating the NEW Not Coffee Table Studio! We describe how we surprised Frog with the revelation of the new studio, and how we put it all together, with trips to Ikea, hours of ironing and more! There is also a great deal of discussion about the use of words like "poof" and "shag", but this is very typical with Frog in the NCTS. And like Frog, you can also sponsor an item in the NCTS!

This episode was brought to you by the word "nouveau" (new).

k&k episode 242 - the one where they learn about the laws in Arkansas... and stuff...

Things derail very quickly in episode 242, and we spend quite a bit of time yelling at Symphony, but what's new? We talk about bridges and public holidays in the month of May in France, movie-going experiences (including Wolverine, cigarette smoke and dvd rentals), Japanese food in France and the adventures behind meeting up with a listener from Montpellier. Katia then screws up an explanation of Queens Birthday Holiday and Kyliemac eloquently explains Presidents Day, and we talk about drinking cocktails, crazy laws in Arkansaw and Katia explains why she got a fine.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une amende" (a fine).







k&k episode 241 - the one where they talk about the mini-break challenge... and stuff...

We start off episode 241 by celebrating the birthday month of May and getting tremendously excited about the launch of k&k get blogged. We chat about tic tacs and coffee bean incidents, then get into a lengthy (and sometimes heated) discussion of the mini-break challenge, with entries like rum-soaked wafers, strange vegetables and Suze!

This episode was brought to you by the word "une gaufre" (a waffle).







k&k episode 239 - the one where they reveal childhood secrets that might have been better left unrevealed... and stuff...

In episode 239 we talk about k&k unplugged, we do a round-up of our last mini-break (including bbqs, pools, anti-tourism and spontaneously silly party games which result in some interesting childhood revelations), then we get into an animated discussion about the mythical "French 35 hour work week".

This episode was brought to you by the word "un cadre" (a frame / a setting / an executive).







k&k episode 238 UNPLUGGED - the one where they talk like pirates... or about pirates... and stuff...

There's more casual k&k in episode 238 UNPLUGGED! You can hear us hanging out in our gîte (on mini-break #2 of 2009, Loire Valley Edition), chatting about all sorts of things, from piracy laws to video stores and from netflix in france to sweding. It's casual, raw, laidback and filled with laughter - just what k&k UNPLUGGED is all about!

This episode was brought to you by the word "piratage" (piracy).







k&k episode 237 UNPLUGGED - the one where they go to chenonceau... and stuff...

Hang on to your hats, kids, it's time for episode 237 UNPLUGGED!! We're on the road in the Loire Valley, and with the exciting new concept of k&k UNPLUGGED, you'll feel like you're right there with us! As we drive, you'll hear us talk about previous (mis)adventures in the region, you'll walk with us through Chenonceau, then you'll sit with us in our gîte as we discuss what we thought of the castle.

This episode was brought to you by the word "débrancher" (unplug).







k&k episode 236 - the one where they talk about the best birthday presents ever... and stuff...

The excitement levels are high in episode 236, as we open a present sent from a listener, then Katia recounts what she did for her birthday - including a teppanyaki dinner in Paris with the best birthday presents ever (such as rude sake glasses and castles) and a trip to Barcelona (and we cover topics such as sightseeing, siestas, time differences and tapas). And we finish off the episode by opening another present! Sugar highs all around!

This episode was brought to you by the word "Barcelone" (Barcelona).







k&k episode 230 - the one where they talk a bit more about their mini-break in Normandy... and stuff...

We're still in Normandy in episode 230, and accompanied by Kathryn we continue to talk about out adventures in the country, including (but not limited to) visiting markets, taste-testing local products (such as cider, pommeau and calvados), spotting local wildlife and more... But we digress quite a bit too, on some rather random subjects such as school hours and driveways. But what do you expect, really?

This episode was brought to you by the word "une belette" (a weasel).







k&k episode 229 - the one where they talk about their mini-break in Normandy... and stuff...

We take the show on the road in episode 229 and tell you all about our spontaneous mini-break in Normandy. From our "country house" and with the lovely Kathryn by our side we talk about last-minute holiday planning, gîtes (and lots about how to find them and what to expect), travelling around France and more!

This episode was brought to you by the word "un gîte" (self-catering accomodation).







k&k episode 228 - the one where they tell terrifying tales of travel and trauma... and stuff...

In episode 228 we lay out yet another interesting topic on the coffee table - how prudent should you really be when you're travelling and what sorts of precautions should you take? We tell some pretty interesting travel tales and spend a whole lot of time wondering what we would do in a sticky situation. We also talk a bit about the power of Twitter. Cos it really is cool.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une précaution" (a precaution).







k&k episode 227 - the one where they talk about death rattles and being recognised... and stuff...

Amidst some wheezing and sneezing, we cover quite a few interesting topics in episode 227 : allergies, the SOS booksale, meeting listeners, what it's like to be recognised, more disney adventures and marching band fun, and babies!

This episode was brought to you by the word "éternuer" (to sneeze).







k&k episode 223 - the one where they talk about frames and ridiculously large brioche... and stuff...

In episode 223 we get to talking about frame hunting, monkey heads, weekends of fun, the drink of the year, our recent adventures at a french food fair (with plenty of cognac and other delicious things), daffodils, the weather and general strikes.

This episode was brought to you by the phrase "les giboulées de mars" (March showers).







k&k episode 215 - the one where they talk about assigned seating and muppet scarves... and stuff...

It's eclectic, is episode 215 : we talk about rhum-rhum inspired genius, haircuts, movie-going experiences, assigned seating, muppet scarves, jaeger bombs, red bull in France and card playing.

This episode was brought to you by the phrase "cartes à jouer" (playing cards).







k&k episode 213 - the one where they talk about dolls and disney... and stuff...

After a discussion about Phil and Alexis and some talk of the fires in Australia, and with The Justin back in the coffee table studio, we talk all about surprise concerts and mouse house adventures in episode 213!

This episode was brought to you by the phrase "des montagnes russes" (rollercoaster).







k&k episode 212 - the one where they learn about the Kyliemac School Of Child Discipline... and stuff...

In episode 212 we discuss headphones, couch surfing and zombies, which leads to Kylie describing some new and exciting child-rearing techniques she has been employing recently. We also talk about the galette des rois and chandeleur (cos it's that time of the year).

This episode was brought to you by the word "la fève" (broad bean / lucky charm).







k&k episode 209 - the one where they learn about foot fishing... and stuff...

We start off episode 209 by talking about an American expression that Katia is confused about, then Kylie talks about her New Years Eve experience, and Katia recounts the trip that she and the Muffin Man took to Brittany, which involved much seafood, fishing and giant rocks. But no marshmallows. Oh, and we have a guest. But he wasn't really supposed to be there.

This episode was brought to you by the word "la Bretagne" (Brittany).







k&k episode 207 - the one where they talk about The Plague... and stuff...

We're pleased to annouce the return (although not quite to form) of k&k in episode 207! It's an episode of apologies, explanations, descriptions of plague-like symptoms, allergy comparisons, goodie-eating, as well as a recap of Christmas activities, including over-eating, adventures in the snow and Tarot.

This episode was brought to you by the word "la grippe" (the flu).







k&k episode 206 - the one where they go backstage at the Oscars... sortof... and stuff...

With guest host Dani in the Coffee Table Studio (yes, we have had this one up our sleevesies for a little while), we step into the world of glitz and glamour in super episode 206! She starts off by revealing a couple of screenplay secrets, then tells us ALL about going to the Oscars. Yes, really. Red carpet, seat-fillers and all. She also talks about being a screenwriter, which leads us into a lengthy debate about some of our favourite television shows and why "remakes" exist! We finish off by touching on the writers strike and discussing television in France.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un scénario" (a screenplay).

k&k episode 205 - the one where they try to decide between macarons and chocolates... and stuff...

After talkng at length about rhum-rhums and everything in between, we pretend to be cultured for a while in episode 205, as we discuss a recent theatre outing where we watched Frog and Colin perform marvellously as we drank champagne out of plastic cups. We then get onto more serious topics, such as explosives in Printemps and unattended school bags, and try to decide between macarons and chocolates, which leads us to discuss macaron emergencies and what happens when macarons travel. And we get a bit excited about Christmas.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une pièce de théâtre" (a play).







k&k episode 203 - the one where Intern Noonan lives up to his name... and stuff...

After we spend some time ranting about garlands, Kelly and Christmas music, Intern Noonan regales us with gifts in episode 203, then we get distracted by words for a bit. Finally Noonan manages to grab our attention again, and he tells us some fascinating tales about his visit to Paris, such as sparkly Eiffel Towers, the Champs Elysées at Christmas, what it's like to be attacked by hordes of Japanese schoolgirls at Versailles and much more... We finish off the episode talking about homemade rhum-rhums, then open presents given to us by Ksam, Karina1 and Intern Leah, and finally we introduce the newest k&k mascot, sponsored for us by Dani! Oh, and the Muffin Man rocks.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un lamantin" (a manatee).







k&k episode 202 - the one where they talk about what happened behind the scenes... and stuff...

A week later and we're still on a bit of a high in episode 202! With Intern Noonan in the Coffee Table Studio, we relive the shenanigans of the episode 200 party, and have a bit of a chat about the some of the things that happened behind the scenes! What did Kylie do when she first saw the k&k badges? Where did Kylie accidentally wear her k&k tshirt? How much do we think the Muffin Man rocks? You'll find out the answers to these questions and many more in this episode!

Make sure you go and check out all the entries for contest #2, and download your k&k ringtone!

This episode was brought to you by the word "une sonnerie" (a ringtone).







k&k episode 201 - the one where they go live for the first time, in Paris (part 2)... and stuff...

The shenanigans continue in the live episode 201, with a feisty intern showdown, more intriguing debates, including discussions about Carla Bruni, chivalry and the smoking ban, lots of ambiance supplied by an amazing crowd, then Kathryn, Steve and Frog finish off the show with a song (video to come soon).

Make sure you check out some of the fantastic photos of the event in the k&k flickr pool, as well as all the submissions for contest #2.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un débat" (a debate).







k&k episode 200 - the one where they go live for the first time, in Paris... and stuff...

Pour yourself a drink and get comfortable! Filled with laughter, very special guests, hilarious debates, a few nerves and so much shouting and applause from the audience that you could have heard it right across Paris - it is with immense pleasure that we bring you episode 200, live from Paris!

It was an absolutely amazing night, and we truly thank all the companies and authors who kindly donated prizes for the contests we ran throughout the evening, as well as the great team at the Great Canadian Pub for putting up with us. A list of all the contest winners and their prizes, as well as all the submissions for contest #2, will be put up very shortly (so check back here soon!)

This episode was brought to you by the word "en direct" (live).







k&k episode 194 - the one where they talk about bookshops and armadillo attacks... and stuff...

We're pretending to be well-read in episode 194, as Kyliemac recounts some book readings she's recently attended (David Sedaris and Stephen Clarke), and we discuss our favourite English bookshops in Paris as well as the prizes that are up for grabs for the episode 200 contests! Katia also does a toe update, which raises the topic of accessibility to transport in Paris for people who have difficulties moving around.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une béquille" (a crutch).







k&k episode 193 - the one where Dani takes them on a european tour, and then they eat some chocolate... and stuff...

In episode 193, Dani tells us about what brings her to France, how to get in to the Bibliothèque National de France (French National Library) and whether her French has improved since arriving, then recounts some tales of her trips around Europe, including Belgium (we love our Belgian listeners, but apparently Dani went to Brussels on a day when everyone got out of the wrong side of the bed, or maybe it's just the men that are a bit sleazier than we're used to?), Venice and Poland (Krakow, Auschwitz & Birkenau). We chat a bit about how it feels to see the physical consequences of the various wars in Europe, then Dani tells us how she's been taking advantage of living in Paris, including doing chocolate tours! So, of course, we have to do a chocolate tasting, and discuss lots of chocolate-related things!

This episode was brought to you by the word "un choux de Bruxelles" (a Brussels sprout).







k&k episode 192 - the one where they talk about saving the world... and stuff...

From near-encounters with zombie minions to screaming into mobile phones, Kylie and (brand new guest!) Dani tell us all about how they saved the world in episode 192! Kylie tells us whether she has conquered her fear of zombies, then Dani tells us all about the joys of unexpectedly falling upon a Salon du Chocolat!

This episode was brought to you by the word "sauver" (to save).







k&k episode 191 - the one where Kylie tells her Tale of Thievery... and stuff...

It's a Norman invasion in episode 191, as Kylie tells all about her adventures travelling around Normandy! She describes encountering Richard the Lionheart in Rouen (or at least what remains of him), visiting old plague cemeteries and the D-Day beaches, what happens when you don't pay attention to signs and what the Bayeux tapestry is really made of. Katia gives a toe update and we pimp out the events surrounding episode 200!

This episode was brought to you by the word "la peste" (the plague).







k&k episode 190 - the one where they argue about how early is too early to put up christmas decorations... and stuff...

In episode 190 we spend a considerable amount of time talking about when Christmas decorations should be put up (october? november? december? what do YOU think?), and we talk about some of the ways that people like to decorate their abode for Christmas. Katia does a toe update then asks Kylie if she can shed some light on the way Americans make phone calls in tv and movies. This leads us into a discussion of the way we communicate across the world has changed in the last couple of years, and we reveal the intern showdown that may be happening in episode 200, then Kylie tells us about her upcoming holiday to Normandy and we talk about some book signings we're going to this week.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un coup de fil" (a phone call).







k&k episode 189 - the one where they wonder how to tell if men are being sleazy or sweet... and stuff...

As she recounts her plans for Halloween this year, we start off episode 189 with some psychoanalysis into Kylie's deepseated fear of zombies. We talk about where we're recording from, Kylie gives us a university update and we chat about Heather's book tour of the east coast of America. We get into a lively discussion about how to tell if a guy is being sleazy or not, then talk about our feeling for snow.

This episode was brought to you by the word "la psychanalyse" (psychoanalysis).

k&k episode 187 - the one where they talk about doctors, nurses and toes... and stuff...

It's time for some high drama on episode 187, as Katia recounts all that happened when they operated on her toe in her harrowing hospital experience. There is a lot of discussion about what you do when you have to wait 4 1/2 hours and have nothing to do, what French doctors and nurses are like, and what happens when an Australian wakes up after a general anaesthetic. We also reveal some exciting news about the upcoming episode 200, including international visitors and contest prizes!

This episode was brought to you by the word "un orteil" (a toe).







k&k episode 185 - the one where they cure headaches but not katia's toe... and stuff...

In episode 185 we're getting really excited about the contest submissions for the upcoming episode 200, and we reveal a super-special entry that we are particularly excited about. We talk about how listening to k&k cures headaches, but it apparently doesn't seem to be helping Katia's sore toe, and we talk for a bit about charming French men, the power of accents and French Emergency Rooms.

This episode was brought to you by the word "les urgences" (the Emergency Room).







k&k episode 182 - the one where kylie discovers the races and katia discovers the power of fluffy pens... and stuff...

In episode 182, we play a "dear" from a lovely listener (who, despite what she said on the voicemail, did actually give us permission to play it), then Kylie tells us all about going to the races like a lady. We talk for a bit about the power of fluffy pens, Kylie teaches Katia how to put a refill in her magic pen before she tells us about all the new words she's learning at school, then we describe What Happened At Rhum-Rhums. And finally, we reveal another secret that's been up our sleevesies for a few months (clue : rapidly approaching...).

This episode was brought to you by the word "une plume" (a feather).







k&k episode 181 - the one where they declare that the Champs-Elysées is over-rated... and stuff...

We start off episode 181 with a discussion of the twitter phenomenon, then Kylie enjoys some of the Halloween-y stuff that Stacy sent us and reminisces about Halloween. Kylie then tells us about visiting the new Ladurée Bar, and we rant for quite some time about the Champs Elysées, then we diverge into topics such as subtitles, how much French you really get to speak in Paris, the pharmacist myth, and mushroom hunting (again).

This episode was brought to you by the word "un(e) pharmacien/-ienne" (a chemist / pharmacist).







k&k episode 180 - the one where they talk about the important difference between nights and noodles... and stuff...

We're bringing it back to basics in episode 180, with topics such as Nuit Blanche (and the pronounciation thereof), BFF to the Stars stories, m&m moments, university updates, azerty vs qwerty keyboards and cochonneries (or pigpenneries). We open another package from a listener (which satisfies Kylie's halloween cravings), and we reveal not one but two contests for the upcoming episode 200! You'll have to listen to find out what they are!

This episode was brought to you by the word "la police" (the police / an insurance policy / a font).







k&k episode 175 - the one where they discuss being helpful... and stuff...

In episode 175, accompanied again by the delicious Frog with a Blog, we talk about what we've got planned for episode 200, then Frog starts bombarding Kylie with questions about the US, such as what's with the "adopt-a-(fill-in-the-blank)" scheme? We discuss the possibility of time-sharing the Scottish castle, then we address how Katia feels about actors, which turns into a tale of Lego and woe. We wonder whether Parisians and New Yorkers can be considered "helpful" as Frog continues to tell us about his adventures in New York.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un(e) comédien(nne)" (an actor/actress).







k&k episode 174 - the one where they sing off-key over the music... and stuff...

We've got music in our hearts in episode 174, as Frog continues to tell us his stories about travelling in North America and we interrupt a million times with our own stories as well. These include (but are not limited to) gay karaoke in New York, adventures at toll booths, confusion about toilet doors, the ice phenomenon and ads on US tv.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un péage" (a toll booth).







k&k episode 173 - the one where they try to decide between cocktails and chocolate... and stuff...

We're thrilled to have the (in?)famous Frog with a Blog back in the Coffee Table Studio for episode 173, and of course he and Kyliemac have to open up some birthday presents! Frog then tells us all about his summer holiday trip across Canada and the US, and he gives us some of his perceptions about things such as what people smell like in different countries, how good he is at babysitting, dramas in the Greyhound bus and adventures on Broadway.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un lévrier" (a greyhound).







k&k episode 172 - the one where they talk about cognac tasting and raclettes... and stuff...

We're still telling stories about our visit with the Muffin Mans parents in episode 172: Katia tells an old family tale about cognac (and massacres it in the process, but that's by the by), Kylie gets excited about discovering the wine cellar, then we discuss what we learned about wine and mountains and cheese and strawberry shortcakes, and we describe the joys of eating raclette.

This episode was brought to you by the phrase "une charlotte aux fraises" (strawberry shortcake).







k&k episode 171 - the one where they talk about hunting mushrooms, cheese spiders and squirrels... and stuff...

In episode 171 we talk all about the things we learned when we visited the Muffin Man's parents, such as what skills are required when hunting mushrooms, how to identify cheese spiders and how to spot squirrels in the gardens of a château. We spend quite some time discussing our adventures in the forest and at the market, how Kyliemac felt being part of a "French family", and we talk about how we felt about eating outside, the importance of long mealtimes for the French and what it was like to discover childhood toys in France.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un écureuil" (a squirrel).







k&k episode 170 - the one where they discuss Burgundy, and the effects of whisky... and stuff...

We're all m&m-ed up in episode 170, where we talk about what we did (and didn't do) in our recent trip to Burgundy. Along the way, you'll hear about all sorts of adventures, including getting mixed up about town names, b&bs around the world, what we consider to be a typically French impromptu picnic, seeing stars and bats and what happens when you drink too much whisky.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un chambre d'hôte" (a b&b).







k&k episode 169 - the one where they recount the fourth part of their summer holiday adventures... and stuff...

We're back in the real coffee table studio for episode 169, but we're still chatting about our various holiday adventures. Kylie tells us about doing Tim Tam Slams in London, and Katia talks all about their trip around Scotland - she manages to actually make the Highland Games sound boring by dragging the story out for way too long, then chats about travelling around the highlands, whisky and grouse sightings. Kylie talks about some of the things she did in Canterbury, including murder holes and Canterbury Tales. We get into a discussion about beer, then Phil tells a story about kilts and Katia tells about how she and the Muffin Man found their dream home. And of course, we finish off the episode with an m&m taste test.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un tétras" (a grouse).







k&k episode 168 - the one where they recount the third part of their summer holiday adventures... and stuff...

We discuss the fabulousness of London and stage shows in episode 168, as we bask in the excitement that is seeing Wicked and Avenue Q live on stage. With the lovely Phil, we go all musical-nerd, talking for quite some time about all the other shows we want to see when we go back, and sharing our stories of the various other adventures we had in London, including visiting listeners, bus tours, museum-ing and what it was like to "see the sights".

This episode was brought to you by the word "une marionnette" (a puppet).







k&k episode 167 - the one where they recount the second part of their summer holiday adventures... and stuff...

In episode 167 we continue talking with Phil about our adventures in the uk, including champagne showers, stone circles, cute country towns, a trip to the land of Robin Hood, then we reveal some unexpected and exciting news, and we talk about eating Indian in England and adventures at Cadbury world! And here's a game for you all : count a. how many times Katia picks on Kyliemac for her "details" superpower and b. how many times the grandfather clock chimes in this episode!!

This episode was brought to you by the word "une horloge" (a clock).







k&k episode 166 - the one where they recount the first part of their summer holiday adventures... and stuff...

We're finally showing signs of life in episode 166, and we are delighted to have Phil back in the Coffee Table Studio! We start telling you all about our respective summer holiday adventures, including the uniqueness of blonde-haired children in Hong Kong, encounters with border security, castle visits and unintentional detours without maps.

This episode was brought to you by the word "contrôle aux frontières" (border security).







k&k episode 163 - the one where they talk about how they travel... and stuff...

We've had this episode up our sleeves for a few weeks (we're on the road, you see!), so we're thrilled to present a little something we recorded earlier : episode 163, featuring the lovely Victoria, in which we get very reflective, talking about different travelling styles and the way we like to travel and why. Very appropriate, isn't it, since we're gallavanting our way across the UK?

This episode was brought to you by the word "voyager" (to travel).







k&k episode 162 - the one where they learn about ferries, fairies and katia's fetishes... and stuff...

In episode 162 we're thrilled to introduce the famous Phil, who is travelling in Europe with his little family. Not even 12 hours before we head over to the UK on a k&k roadtrip, we talk about meeting listeners, then Phil tells us all about his musical theatre adventures, Kylie tells us about going to Disney and tasting chocolate, then we chat abut magic pens and finally get around to talking about "k&k on the road (summer 2008)", and all the shenanigans we've got planned over the next few weeks.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une fée" (a fairy).







k&k episode 161 - the one where they learn all about concrete wigwams... and stuff...

It's been a long time, but she's back - Kim is in the hotseat for episode 161, where, after we talk about WhereTheHellIsMatt, and whilst we argue about the height of the French vs the rest of the world as we sip Mojitos, she tells us all about heat, roadtripping in America, concrete wigwams, the Grand Canyon and small incidences of culture shock.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un pouce" (an inch).







k&k episode 160 - the one where they try to actually get to every topic on their list and therefore talk really really really fast... and stuff...

Who said we need guests to wreak havoc in the Coffee Table Studio? We're perfectly capable of doing that by ourselves, and we're pleased to bring pure k&k mahem to you in episode 160. We chat about tasting champagne, museum visits, the sncf and beavers, surprise boxes from listeners, mexican adventures, Temptation Island, the Tour de France, Magic Pens and Paris Plage.

This episode was brought to you by the word "la vitesse" (speed).







k&k episode 158 - the one where they realise they totally abandoned their own picnic... and stuff...

We are thrilled to have Victoria (she was one of the instigators for the mini k&k meetup in California!) in the Coffee Table Studio for episode 158, where we try to do a quick roundup of the 2nd Annual k&k Bastille Day Picnic (including mascots, m&ms, bubbles, technical interns, muffins and tarts), but it actually takes up half the show. We then talk to Victoria about the phenomenon of listeners knowing lots about us but we know nothing about them, then she tells us all about her adventures holidaying in Europe, and especially her trip to Greece, and a recent facebook drama that she was involved in. Victoria then tells us a few more details about the mini k&k meetup in Cali, then we beg everyone to sign the frappr map and/or send us a photo of where you listen to the podcast.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une carte" (a map).







k&k episode 156 - the one where they break into song more often than not... and stuff...

As is usual when Frog with a Blog is in the Coffee Table Studio with us, chaos reigns. In episode 156, we talk about everything from superpowers (Kylie has discovered that she has a new one! what ever could it be?), WITWATAP, how to exclaim "ye-haw", Bastille Day and the meaning of national holidays in different countries, mystery boxes and m&ms, Mamma Mia, postcards and high school photos.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une montagne" (a mountain).







k&k episode 155 - the one where they talk about mouse houses and amazing coincidences... and stuff...

We're delighted that Kathryn decided to stick around for episode 155, where Kylie tells us about a museum she visted with Ksam, we talk about a book signing we participated in, then chat about Kylie's recent visit to Disney (the burning question is did she wear her poncho or not?). We reveal who fell in the Seine at the 4th of July picnic we attended, what Paris looks like when you drive through the city at night, then we chat a bit about the upcoming Mamma Mia and the Bastille Day picnic!

This episode was brought to you by the word "scintiller" (to sparkle).

If you'd like to come along to our annual Bastille Day Picnic on the 14th July, send us an email or RSVP via the Facebook event page! Everyone is welcome!







k&k episode 154 - the one where they celebrate the music... and stuff...

We've got Kathryn in the Coffee Table Studio for episode 154, where we talk about annual fête de la musique (the festival of music). Kathryn literally had it outside her window, Kylie celebrated in style with classical and country music, and Katia tells all about going to the country for her French theatrical debut with Frog with a Blog and all the adventures that accompanied their trip. Kathryn then tells us all the details about her second Integration Day (including heated debates and fish and rice).

This episode was brought to you by the phrase "une pièce de théâtre" (a play).







k&k episode 153 - the one where katia talks about visiting every pharmacy in Paris... and stuff...

It's all highly dramatic in episode 153, as Katia recounts a recent near-death experience and her subsequent visits to every single pharmacy in Paris, and we talk a bit about our different adventures with medical services in France. Katia then tells about a Japanese cooking class she did with the Muffin Man for his birthday, then we chat about a very nice review that was done of the podcast (who was the listener who told them about us? come on, 'fess up!), and finally Kylie tells us all about an unexpected Nouvelle Star sighting (definitely worthy of the BFF to the Stars group).

This episode was brought to you by the word "une pharmacie" (a pharmacy).







k&k episode 152 - the one where they reveal the special powers of the disney poncho... and stuff...

In episode 152, we read a postcard we received from one of our favourite brits and kylie shows us one of her senior year pictures, then we discuss some of the highlights of the k&k picnic, including encounters with fishermen, displays of superpowers and meeting lovely new listeners and catching up with old favourites. We get excited about a review someone left about Learn French on itunes, then Kylie tells us some stories involving hearing certain Learn French phrases in use, and we discuss translating certain English expressions into French and our different experiences of native speakers correcting our French. We wrap up the episode with an update on Kyliemac's thesis results and a quick discussion about Disney.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une thèse" (a thesis).







k&k episode 151 - the one where they continue to reflect on rantage... and stuff...

In episode 151, still accompanied by Vivi, we continue our reflections inspired by a post on Doc's blog, and talk about things like different customer service standards and missing food from home. We then have a bit of a chat about summer holidays, as Katia tells about all the dramas behind trying organise some adventuring across the UK, and we chat about how to book accommodation in Europe.

This episode was brought to you by the word "l'été" (summer).







k&k episode 149 - the one where they discuss their superpowers... and stuff...

As we share some peanut butter m&ms with Vivi, we tackle an interesting and diverse range of topics in episode 149, such as k&k mini-meetups across the world, diabolical plans, pseudo-picnics, superpowers, Nouvelle Star and more baby bottle adventures, then Vivi talks a little bit about her experiences so far as a mother-to-be in France.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un biberon" (a baby bottle).







k&k episode 148 - the one where they talk about whinging... and stuff...

Everything is back to normal in episode 148 (that is, chaos reasserts itself), as we get settled in for a good chat with the lovely Vivi. We have a bit of a catch-up session and spend some time discovering the contents of yet another Mystery Box (this time full of Australian goodies), then Vivi tells us about her recent trip to Spain, and we talk a little bit about how people with disabilities are integrated into schools and workplaces in France, then Kyliemac tells us all about finishing her thesis!

This episode was brought to you by the word "la menthe" (mint).

ps. You can get an avant-première of some of the highlights of the June picnic over on the forum. And if you took photos of the event, make sure you put them up on the k&k flickr group!
pps. Due to circumstances out of our control, we won't be putting any learn french or tourist tips for the next two weeks - but never fear, when we do manage to catch up on ourselves, we'll be putting up the episodes we missed!







k&k episode 145 - the one where they try on pajamas... and stuff...

The chaos continues in episode 145, as we talk about internships, and Frog with a Blog gives Katia and Kyliemac a very special present as they eat chilli lime peanuts. We talk a bit about our picnic, and then get into very serious discussions about eurovision, mario kart, hump day and which Sex and the City character we are.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un citron vert" (lime).







k&k episode 143 - the one where they actually talk about Paris... and stuff...

In episode 143 we talk about Kyliemac's dissertation and her classes, and then we chat a bit about some visitors that Katia has had and the adventures she has been having around Paris with them, as well as the things they have planned. As a result, we end up talking quite a bit about Paris and the various tourist attractions here (including the Eiffel Tower, boat rides, Berthillon and Versailles), and we share our thoughts on some of our favourite things to see.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un bateau" (a boat).

And don't forget that we've got lots of adventures planned! We're having an apéro-picnic on Saturday 24 May and we're going to see Mamma Mia on Friday 11 July - if you want to join in on any or all of these adventures (and more on our events page), let us know!







k&k episode 142 - the one where they pride themselves on sharing the Tim Tam love... and stuff...

We've got biscuits on the brain in episode 142, and regale you with stories of Kolenda slamming Tim Tams across the world (and he did it!), froggy dinners (with more Tim Tam slams!), Thai kings and kitschy port. We spend some time talking about Moo cards and a new Gadabout article that Kylie participated in about being an Assistant in France, then Katia tells about the one time she got detention, and we chat a bit about Facebook friends and do a WITWATAP update.

This episode was brought to you by the word "une carte de visite" (a business card).

And we've got lots of adventures planned! We're having an apéro-picnic on Saturday 24 May and we're going to see Mamma Mia on Friday 11 July - if you want to join in on any or all of these adventures (and more on our events page), let us know!







k&k episode 135 - the one where they wonder whether you can believe everything you see on tv... and stuff...

In episode 135, we show how it is actually possible to make yourself sound really unknowledgeable when you try to scoot around speaking about anything vaguely political, as we discuss the drama surrounding the Olympic torch relay and the way French people like to speculate on the state of affairs in the US based only on what they see on tv. Then we get into a number of very interesting topics : the joy of MTV, Kyliemac's spring break, random encounters with strangers, meet-ups with listeners, Shakespeare & Co., Katia's theatre adventures, WITWATAP, being friends of the friends of the stars and at the end of it all? You all find out who Katia could be neighbours with.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un manoir" (manor house).







k&k episode 134 - the one where they get grossed out by the razor man... and stuff...

We're back to normally scheduled podcasting in episode 134, and after spending quite some time catching up on feedback from listeners about the most recent episodes, Kyliemac tells us all about her encounter with the Razor Man and Katia talks about her adventures in Venice with the Muffin Man.

This episode was brought to you by the word "un razoir" (razor).

Don't forget to help us spread the k&k love by voting for us on Podcast Alley and leaving us a review on Itunes! We'll cover you in virtual kisses if you do! Mwah!







k&k episode 132 - the one where they do Fashion Watch Spring 2008... and stuff...

We are proud to bring you a super special episode 132, co-hosted by the delicious Vivi. After people-watching for an afternoon in a super-chic café in Paris, we don our fashion diva hats and discuss the latest fashion trends in Paris in Spring 2008. In order to best appreciate this episode, go and play along on flickr, where you can see photos of everything we're talking about! (don't forget, there is only one episode going up this week, because Katia spent the weekend gallavanting around Venice with the Muffin Man!)

This episode was brought to you by the word "la mode" (fashion).







k&k episode 131 - the one where they talk about marie antoinette marie antoinette... and stuff...

Episode 131 starts off with Kyliemac telling us all about her visit to the Grand Palais to see the Marie Antoinette exhibit. We talk a bit about other museums and peeps (again), then recount our meeting with listener Kathryn and her superfantastically special peep egg before we all went to the Book Sale held by SOS Helpline. We round up the episode with a chat about the best baguette in Paris, do a WITWATAP update, then Katia tells everyone how excited she is about going to Venice later in the week!

Help us spread the k&k love in April! Vote for us on Podcast Alley and leave us a review on Itunes! We promise we'll love you forever!

This episode was brought to you by the word "un œuf" (an egg).







k&k episode 130 - the one where they drink champagne on the Seine... and stuff...

In episode 130, we tell you all about a bunch of exciting things : our adventures on Ô Chatêau's new Champage Cruise on the Seine (including almost getting lost on the way, pretending we were VIPs and drinking way too much champagne in a short period of time), getting hailed on under the Eiffel Tower, eating Korean, then we top it all off with a gossip session about what Carla wore when she met the Queen.

This episode was brought to you by the word "la grêle" (hail).







k&k episode 129 - the one where they consider their fringes... or bangs... and stuff...

In episode 129, after Kyliemac tells us all about her new gaelic class (which leads to yet another discussion about the brétons, oh how we love the brétons) and her recent trip to the hair dresser, we discuss whether Kyliemac's new fringe suits her and whether Katia has poodle hair. Kylie then proceeds to tell us about some museums she visited recently, and then, after Katia confesses her push-pull feelings about Franck Dubosc, we talk a bit about kissing.

If you're in Paris, don't forget about the SOS Helpline book sale this Saturday!

This episode was brought to you by the word "une coiffeuse" (a hair dresser).







k&k episode 123 - the one where they do it for the listeners... and stuff...

Despite the fact that we're doing it on two hours sleep and a considerable amount of caffeine, we're pleased to bring you super-episode 123. It's a bit longer than usual, to make up for the fact we only have the time to record and put out one episode this week, with Kyliemac gallavanting around England! We talk about our adventures surrounding the Petite Anglaise launch party (make sure you check the show notes to see the photos), then we get distracted by a discussion about different churches, cathedrals, museums and scary monuments in France. We also talk about haircuts and Nouvelle Star (again), then Katia introduces Kyliemac to some Australian lollies (with interesting consequences).

This episode was brought to you by the phrase "une fringe" (a fringe/bangs).







k&k episode 121 - the one where they talk about unicorns... and stuff...

Episode 121 starts off with an argument about the definition of the words "métro", "plait" and "braid", followed by a chat about Kyliemac's recent visit to the Musée du Moyen Age with listener Leah, then we talk about the free museum trial, revolutionary relics, books (ladies and unicorns and trysts in France), Juno, Tracey & Pierre's world tour and The Year Of The Mojito. We top it all off with yet another gossip session about Sarkozy's shenanigans and inappropriate outbursts.

This episode was brought to you by the phrase "une natte" (a braid).







k&k episode 119 - the one where they rock the horror... and stuff...

We spend most of episode 119 recounting our adventures at the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Paris - there was everything from shocked frogs to rice in more sensitive places - but we also talk about a very dramatic fire at one of Paris' most famous shops, and the scandals surrounding Mr. Men!

This episode was brought to you by the word "horreur" (horror).







k&k episode 115 - the one where they reveal what's been up their sleevesies... and stuff...

Episode 115 is a bit exciting for us (as we exclaim 60 million times during the episode, wanna count?), because we're revealing what's been up our sleevesies for the last few months. New site! New look! New podcasts for your listening pleasure! Then after we rant about all these things for a while, we get into the usual stuff : a discussion of sales in France, shopping and pronounciations of certain words, then we revisit the topic of crêpes for a bit. (ps. it's a pity we found out about Sarkozy's wedding AFTER we casted this weeks episodes, but never fear, lovely peeps, we'll be plunging ourselves into the gossip next week!)

This episode was brought to you by the word "une manche" (sleeve).

Don't forget that next weekend is our Rocky Horror Picture Show outing, so if you want to come along, send us an email!







k&k episode 114 - the one where they consider their acceptance speech... and stuff...

We couldn't get rid of Frog with a Blog, so he's still around in episode 114, where we open presents, then talk about awards ceremonies, the various ways of celebrating mardi gras and theatrical adventures.

This episode was brought to you by the word "cracher" (to spit. because according to the Muffin Man, "hock a loogie" can't be translated into French. If there is someone out there who can verify this, that would be LOVELY.).







k&k episode 06 - SPIDERCAST 2006 - the one where they talk about spiders... and stuff...

Listen to Kylie's spider story of horror and learn about the various nasty beasties in France, America and Australia. All this and more in episode 6! Warning : this episode contains references to medical procedures and spiders. NOT for the squeamish or sensible (on every level, French AND English). Oh, and Kylie might have said a naughty word.

This episode has been brought to you by the French word, "araignée" (spider). And don't YOU want to look as cool as Kylie?

Credits :
As usual, thanks to Little Thom for our fabulous theme toon.
And a big thanks to David Elvis for the introduction.

Thanks for the various comments and encouragements :

Sarah (who we forgot to thank in the podcast, but deserves a SPECIAL thanks for talking about us on her blog!), Matt, Stefanie, Darce, Iris, Heather, Thomas, Hannah, Miss S, Kim, Jules, La R�veuse, Serdar and Sam.

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