cast of characters
Regular guests (people who often participate in the show, and can be heard in more than 15 shows)
Kim, of Francophoney, is our special friend from Le Havre. She joins us on the show whenever she comes to Paris, and can be counted on to pipe up with random comments whenever she can get a word in edgewise. She also likes cheese and discovering new and exciting beverages. You can hear her on an impressive number of episodes : 11, 17, 46, 47, 56, 57, 65, 66, 70, 77, 78, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 117, 118 & 161.

Symphony plays with cords and sniffs the mixer and walks on the leather. You are almost guaranteed to hear from her (or hear a comment directed at her) at least once every episode.

Mickelino, of Frog with a Blog, is our resident Frog to whom we always defer with questions about France and fag hags. He makes sure that we have the bitch switch firmly turned "on" at all times, also occasionally records various shenanigans with his video camera (that said, he's not shy in front of the camera either) and is completely and utterly incorrigible (episodes 59, 60, 69, 71, 91, 92, 100, 101, 102, 107, 113, 114, 124, 125, 144, 145, 156, 157, 173, 174, 175, 179, 200, 201, 217, 218, 243, 244, 255, 256, 265, 268, 277, 278, 283, 284, 287, 288, 299, 300, 325 & 326). He is also the ever-charming Real French Voice for k&k learn french.

Vivi, of Dispatches from France makes our spines tingle with her sultry accent and her southern charm, and we always get into interesting topics of conversation when she's around. Amongst our favourites? Swearing in French and Tim Tam Slams (episode 127) (episode 44, 63, 83, 84, 85, 86, 111, 112, 126, 127, 132, 148, 149, 150, 151, 249, 250, 262 & 264).
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Friends (people who have participated in the show)
- Animesh (episodes 196, 197, 198, 200, 201, 221 & 222)
- Axel, of Gadabout (episodes 138, 139, 147, 327 & 328)
- Dani (episodes 192, 193 & 206)
- David Lebovitz (episodes 319 & 320)
- Derek (episode 238)
- Doc, of 10 rue de la Charme (episodes 44 and 45)
- Genevieve, of Princess Genevieve (episode 43)
- Gui (episodes 323 & 324)
- Heather, of Secrets of Paris and Naughty Paris (episodes 183, 184, 200, 201, 247, 248 & 263)
- Indiana John (episode 74)
- Intern Noonan (episodes 201, 202 & 203)
- The Justin (episodes 209, 210, 213, 214, 237 & 238)
- Kathryn, of kefinparis (episodes 136, 137, 146, 154, 155, 164, 165, 200, 201, 229, 230, 237, 238, 251, 252, 261, 264, 266, 267, 268, 284 & 288)
- Lisa, of The Bold Soul (episodes 23, 24, 200 & 201)
- Michelle, of Gadabout (episodes 138, 139, 147, 327 & 328)
- Nathalie, of Specialités from Normandie (episodes 50 & 51)
- Phil (episodes 162, 166, 167, 168 & 169)
- Pierrick of Red February (episode 100, 101, 102, 104 & 133)
- Rhino75 (Steve) (episode 100, 101, 102, 140, 141, 200, 201, 297, 298, 329 & 330)
- Sarah, of Bienvenue à mon monde (episode 12)
- SarahTexasSarah (episodes 323 & 324)
- Seb (episodes 164, 165, 237, 238, 264, 266, 268, 284 & 288)
- Stephen Clarke (episodes 314 & 315)
- Tracey, of Red February (episodes 89, 90, 93, 100, 101, 102, 104 & 133)
- Victoria, of Fleur de Vie (episodes 158, 159 & 163)
Random characters (people who have contributed to the show in some way)
The Muffin Man makes us muffins when we're good and patiently puts up with our hyperactive behaviour when we're not. Truly, he deserves a muffin.

Phil hosts the Katia and Kyliemac Empire on his servers and rescues things when the screws fall out. He also is the King of Musicals and that makes him really rather super cool.

Kolenda has recorded some stuff for us and helped us find some mike stands and popper stoppers. The world should thank him profusely, considering that we no longer find ourselves obnoxiously playing with the mike cords all throughout the show.

Frequently referenced characters
- The Interns (Leah and Noonan) : after the Intern Showdown in episode 201, we decided we needed two interns (that makes one each!) to bring us drinks and order the cabana boys around
- Mamie : the French grandmother of the Gruesome Twosome (see below)
- The Gruesome Twosome : the boys that Kyliemac takes care of
- The Colleagues : the people with whom Katia works
- The Queen Mum and The King Bee : Kyliemac's parents





